December 9, 2008...12:07 pm

Bitches, Bastards and Dickfaces

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I am in a crappy mood. Why? Because I am cramping my uterus away. I have taken a 400mg of ibueprofen and 2 Vicodens and I am still bent sideways. However, I did go to the Gap today and found three pairs of dark denim jeans. Joy to the world…or at least my ass. I am hoping to make some good steak and drink more wine tonight. Oh yeah. I would probably take another Vicoden to make my cramps subside for at least…five minutes.

One of the worst food decisions I made this year, I went to a KFC drive thru and ordered some hot wings. I rarely feel bad about eating bad, but I felt like I was eating a heart attack or something. I actually thought about trying to throw it up. Not good. Not that I’m bulimic or anything. I brushed my teeth and gargled and I still tasted yucky chicken.

I am not in a jolly, cheerful mood for the holidays. Though I have sponsored gifts for a needy child, fed a homeless man and volunteered to speak to low-income women about fashion on a budget. I believe people should do good deeds year round. Not just for tax reasons.

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