November 8, 2008...1:10 pm

Obama, Orgasms and Oppression

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So yeah. Obama won!!! I knew he would. Why wouldn’t he? He is a handsome, smart, well-spoken, charismatic beautiful man with great values and a wife who can dress her ass off. Don’t worry, guys. There won’t be any Monica Lewinsky bullshit going on in the White House. Have you tried fucking with a black woman’s man? Didn’t think so.

Lately, I’ve been married to my family. Hardly going out. It’s a dying shame. I am so burnt out with work. All I want to do is eat meat, drink wine, pop Tylenol PM and go to sleep. Yep. I’ve been living a lame ass life lately along with the sore arms from work. The next time you see a mannequin in a store, please think about how someone had to lift that thing and squeeze a pair of jeans on their stiff asses. If only they wore Spanx…

It’s amazing how rude people at work can be. It’s amazing. They act like their shit don’t stink and look at you crazy. Bitch, I know you’re one paycheck away from the street and those Manolos on credit. Stop playing. Hell, I know I’m broke. I am praying that I can turn a few tricks to get some change flowing. LOL. I am glad I don’t have to put people down to make myself feel better. I treat everyone with dignity and respect especially people who don’t expect it like waiters, cashiers, homeless people.

I got my first real fashion check and it’s not a big deal at all. In fact, I am hesitant to spend it. Which is not a bad thing. I feel like I worked so hard that I can’t blow it on some bullshit. I have sore arms, nappy hair, raggedy nails and no social life because of work. I looked at my check and thought to myself, “This is it. I need  to lose weight so I can strip again.” Well, I wouldn’t strip, but tricking isn’t a bad option. Ooops. I forgot. I already do.

On Halloween, I had a really good fuck. It was actually better because he was paying. He reeked of Marlboro Lights and Red Bull, but he fucked like a champion. He threw my leg up and fucked my pussy so good. His dick was thick not long which I like. Just typing this is making me horny. I came four times in like eight minutes. I got his number and pray he calls me soon. In fact, I will call him this weekend.

This fuck may be on the house.

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