Shit. I am broke. I am anxiously counting the days til my first paycheck. Seems like time is going backwards. Since Hurricane Ike, all of my sponsors seemed to wash away with the tide. One more week. I am tired, but…I almost forgot. I got asked to be in a threesome last night. Better news! To be paid to be in a threesome! Money problem solved.
I have been in some taboo sex situations (married men, orgy, threesomes, etc) but I have never went down on a girl. Ever. No matter how hot she was. How many drinks I had. Hmmm…I guess I will have to attempt to eat some coochie being that I am getting paid too. Shit. I just wanna feel on some tits and kiss. And get boned. Always wanting to get boned.
Future X Husband slithered his way back to my email. Asking me what’s up. Shit. Not you, bro. Moving right along…I am getting ready for the weekend. I am not sure what I am doing, but I will look damn fine when I do. Halloween is coming and I am excited as hell. I love Halloween. The sexy costumes, the yummy candy and the scary movies.
I planned to be Cleopatra, but I haven’t got the costume yet. It’s from Wal-Mart. Twenty bucks. Thought you knew. Told ya a bitch was broke.
3 Comments
October 30, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Hey you, what’s up? Glad to see things are going good, somewhat-the money problem.
Just this summer I got asked to be in an all girl orgy. I was at a bar with my gay guy friend and while he was in the bathroom, some old white guy came up to me and asked to go back to his loft with him and a bunch of other girls. They were gonna video tape the sexcapade. He didn’t offer any money, but he said I was going to be famous. Ha-like I believed that shit. I told the guy I was flattered and all, but wasn’t interested. I’ve made out with chicks before, but I don’t think I can see myself doing anything more than kissing.
Have fun this weekend
November 1, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Halloween is so overrated. There was not a single party for me to go to, and no one’s ever impressed when someone over 16 turns up for trick or treating.
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