After being bored outta my mind, I am considering different options. I am not satisfied in the least. Future Husband is outta town. XBoyfriend is…hell I don’t know. Jorge…uggghhhh. I would like some romance with a huge side of fucking. I know there are online opportunities, but I get weirded out. Maybe I should try Seeking Arrangement or something. There’s something I don’t do and that’s give away pussy.
All my coochie transactions don’t include cash. Come on, a man has to do something to get in these skins. Nice dinners, good drinks, shopping, good conversation helps. Maybe I should just get over it and post an ad. But where? Craigslist? I don’t think so. I tried the bar scene and frankly, I rather just drink. This may sounds weird. As big of a whore I am, I don’t like a whole bunch of random men in my snatch. I prefer to be a whore with a selective group of men. I never had an one night stand. I like to know who I’m fucking.
The best fuck I have on reserve is a cheap bastard and talks too much. I will keep him on ice until all else fails. Doesn’t believe in tipping. (WTF?) Took me to breakfast and complained about the price of the bill. The bill was $21. Ugh. He was an accidental fuck. Please believe if I didn’t lose my job and my boyfriend in the same week, he wouldn’t had a chance in hell. Yeah, Mr. Fuck can sit on ice.
Again, what am I to do? I am finding happiness in Good Times reruns and soul food. I may go to a motel room and masturbate. Again.
Where are the fine, big dicked, generous men in Houston?
I am starting to lose hope.
7 Comments
October 14, 2008 at 1:48 am
THAT’S THE PROBLEM…YOU’RE IN HOUSTON…
October 14, 2008 at 7:40 am
You’re probably right. LOL.
October 14, 2008 at 5:26 pm
If I was there, it might be that I could help you out…
October 14, 2008 at 6:52 pm
I had a one night stand with a guy; I got way too drunk. Woke up the next morning and was like what the fuck just happened. That’s the last time I do that shit, he was small and the sex was bad.
Oh, and you’re not a whore-you just like sex a lot. Nothing wrong with that.
October 15, 2008 at 2:22 am
You need to go to ashleymadison.com. you arent exactly a whore. You use money to keep score.
October 15, 2008 at 6:40 am
Hmmmm. Never looked it that way. You’re probably right. Will check out the site.
October 15, 2008 at 6:44 am
Checked the site out. Nah. Not for me. I’m not sure about the virtual fuck-thing. Kinda weirds me out.