I consider myself an attractive woman. I have a few men in my life. I bathe daily, apply perfume and makeup and suck a mean dick. I enjoy sex. Just to give a brief description of myself, I have honey-colored skin with full lips. I have a small waist with a full rack. Also, I am complete with shapely, soft legs and a round ass. I speak proper English. I have a college degree. My clothes match.
Why I can’t get fucked?
I go through this process quite often. Look here and here. And I think of Evan Marc Katz’s famous (at least to me) blog post. But still that doesn’t even applies because I don’t need a boyfriend. I have a potential husband and infamous X boyfriend who I see quite frequently. Damn, don’t I have a bunch of healthy and satisfying relationships?
I don’t want a man. I want a fuck. A good one that doesn’t want to do anything else but drink and fuck. Is that so wrong? I can let you in, I can get off and off I go. I am so tired of masturbating that I am thinking of throwing away my vibrator. I think my clit has grown up from hot pink Jenna Jameson vibrator that is complete with rhinestones. What does a woman do when her vibrator doesn’t fails her?!!?
I write this as if I haven’t had sex in ages. Truth is, I had sex Sunday. But it’s Wednesday and I should be entitled to my thrice-weekly fuck rites. A glance of my inventory: Xman: good pussy eater, but no good stroking. Asked him to fuck. Says too tired. Jorge: Two words: can’t fuck. I only fuck him when drunk. Husband to be: Lot O’ Vodka is needed.
I wanna add one more member to my team. All of my clients went out the window with Hurricane Ike. I am wishing James (a regular) call me for a session. I need it more than he does. I am not one of those girls who fucks random men for free. I charge for mine. If I do fuck you for free, there’s plenty more where that came from.
So, in a last attempt, I am going to try to persuade my Xman to bone me. Hope it works. I don’t wanna catch blue lips…
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October 14, 2008 at 5:28 pm
You’re just the kind of woman that I like. A woman, no bullshit. Read my blogs here and of my alter ego here:
http://www.humunculero.com